BACK TO YOUR CAGES, MONKEYS:

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE REJECT THE CELEBRITOCRACY AND ELECT THEIR OWN PRESIDENT

Bruce Springsteen and John Kerry appeared before a crowd of 80,000 people. Guess who they probably actually turned out to see? Not the Senator.

Michael Moore trained his camera on the "battleground" states, looking for malfeasance. Guess what he found? Nothing.

Bon Jovi, Ben Affleck, Janeane Garafolo, Cher, Barbra Streisand, Moby, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, and--oh, how sweet it is--JOHN MCENROE--have ALL been defeated. They pulled out all the stops, they dumped their money into George Soros' 527s, they screamed and ranted and raved and even sang for free--and guess what?

The grown ups got mad, got active, got on the phones, went to the polls, and spanked them good.

This election sends a message not only to John Kerry and the anti-war left, but also to the elitists in Hollywood and their now fully-exposed allies in the liberal press.

This one's for you, Dan Rather. And for Mary Mapes. And it's for Americans Coming Together. And for the Media Fund. In your eye, George Soros. Go back to whatever bizarre country you came from. You, too, Mrs. Heinz "no real job" Kerry.

And with gratitude, it's for you, Ron Silver. For standing tall and defending patriotism in an industry of pygmies and traitors. And it's for the real heroes that fought and were imprisoned and died in Vietnam. And, most of all, it's for John O'Neill, a man of courage and strength. A man who can be proud that he fought this last battle for truth. A man who can fade back into history and live out his life in peace, knowing that he answered the call again when his country needed him most. To coin a phrase, he defended this nation as a young man, and he saved it when it needed to be saved.